Sunday, March 8, 2009

This is a real Craig's List post!


need to replace ur ugly ass chair? I have one you can use! - $10 (omaha)


So you have an ugly ass yellow chair in your living room, that you have probably been hanging on to since the 70's... and you want a new ugly ass chair to replace it with!?! well good news!!!! I have just the ugly ass chair for you!!!! It may smell kinda funny, but next to that antique trunk you use to store your entire VHF movie collection... you wont even notice it's unique fowl smells!

You can use this horrid reclyner to sit back in your own lazy cloud of helplessness while you rock out to the latest Rock Band tracks! Or use it for the kids to jump off of and break your ceiling fan! So many things can be done with this outdated over used under stuffed piece of german made shit!!!!!!! Maybe your cats would like a new place to leave 18 pounds of hair!!!! Or use it for your laundery instead of a basket!!!!! Just get it out of my house!